once upon a time

there was an angel but it wasn't an ordinary angel
it was an alien angel who had incredible powers

all of a sudden, a sleek space ship approached

piloted by an evil astronaut

who fired a mystic confusion ray

which scrambled the angel's intuition

the sound of the attack traveled across the universe

and was heard by the galactic elders

who immediately dispatched a space ranger
he just happened to be in the neighborhood...

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